dintherclaus

A guy that has a terrible income but doesn't spent it.

These women are looking for a dintherclaus to hook and keep them warm.

by Butje de Reus August 2, 2006

depth-inism.

it says more than it is.
or, in ebonics, "all deep and shit".

in "to kill a mockingbird", the whole story teaches a lesson that is kind of like symbolism, but not linked to a direct object. just...more than it is, so it's depth-inism.

by becausejasonisblack. May 12, 2009

Depth Deception

When schools/ classes tell you that you will need to know specific things about a topic in order to succeed in later courses or higher education. In reality, this information is too specific to be used outside of the classroom.

DAYUM! This genetics reading is full of depth deception. I honestly don't think we're ever going to use this ever again.

by ASDFneurosci September 27, 2011

Dipshitery

The pinnacle of douchebags and obnoxious twats. On another whole level of pretentious assholes.

Dipshitery is likely to be studied in artsy fartsy universities in the 23rd century.

"He used 'haych' instead of 'h' as his pseudonym, what a classic show of dipshitery!" - probably somebody from the 23rd century at some stage.

by ~jay. June 29, 2014

Dipshitism

The tendency to perform repeated acts of stupidity among individuals or groups of individuals of similar intelligent quotients resulting in the impairment of ability to function without assistance in contemporary society.

Thanks to reality TV and Justin Bierber, American dipshitism is at its highest point in decades.

by taubeladdi March 15, 2015

diphallus

The medical condition in which a male is born with two penises. As frekin amazing as this sounds, neither are usually fully functional so it doesn't mean twice the fun. Sorry porn stars.

Fabio suffered from diphallus and his sex life was extremely difficult.

by Vorcazm August 3, 2016

Dipshit

When you call someone a dipshit you're calling them the tip of shit that reaches the toilet water first. You don't like that person. They're annoying and usually the person who is made or has to do everything no one else wants to do.

Larry: "Hey who's going to get more guac for the party?"

Tom: "It should be the dipshit who's been eating it all."

by Gauc_nation June 8, 2016