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Dinner Rape

The act of using the feelings of a person to achieve a free meal, at which typically the guilty party will admit there is no chance of a romantic encounter or future.
Hey, did you hear about Jordan? That girl used him for a free meal then told him they should just be friends!

Wow! Poor guy was a victim of dinner rape!
by funnytunney November 8, 2010
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Maw Dicker

A person of low intellect, suffering from many cognitive impairments due to a family history of inbreeding and isolation from society for thousands of years.

Often associated with Red Necks in the southern states of the USA, the word Maw Dicker is actually though to originate from the tiny, obscure, isolated and inbred retirement shithole of Mawdesley in Lancashire, where everyone has been chronically inbred and removed from society since the middle ages.

General opinion believe it was a 19th century anthropologist called Gerald Ronce who first discovered, and coined the term Maw Dickers during an expedition to the featureless, desolate and extremely isolated bog land of Mawdesley, Lancashire. Ronce describes Maw Dickers as "hideously inbred, human beasts", who live in a state of mental degradation and social isolation on the featureless and desolate drained bog land of Mawdesley.

Today, Mawdesley is seen as a containment area for Maw Dickers. It is no accident that no public transport serves this isolated, lifeless enclave, and the obscure back roads and footpaths leading to this non-place are deliberately left to deteriorate by the council until they are impassable.

The threat of Maw Dickers contaminating the gene pool is seen as a potent threat to the health of society and national interests.
"I told you. You took the wrong turn. We're in the complete arse end of nowhere. It's not even on the map. Oh God! Look! That group of Maw Dickers are looking at us funny. Lets get out of this place before we are gang bummed."
by jjpwfelli August 9, 2016
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Dinner roll

A hand-rolled blunt saved for immediately before dinner, therefore giving you an appetite.
Hol up, imma roll a dinner roll before going out to eat in Lisbon.
by El ritardo July 16, 2018
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dinner and breakfast date

a long date that starts with dinner,lasts through the night, and ends with breakfast
Hey, I don't do coffee, but I do a dinner and breakfast date... (wink).
by Sally Bob April 24, 2009
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Dickerson Connection

This term is used to describe someones terrible internet connection. Mostly used in the X-Box live community. When said persons internet connection is so bad it not only lags them, but it lags the entire server.
I don't want to play with Kevin and his Dickerson Connection.
by AnubisTheJakal January 9, 2011
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Dinner Daddy

A guy a girl just uses for a free dinner from online dating services like Tinder or Bumble or OKcupid.
Guy 1: Yo Phil how'd your date go on Friday!
Guy 2: That bitch was looking for a free dinner!
Guy 1: These chicks are just looking for a dinner daddy. Don't be a free rider

Guy 2: Eh fuck it 60 percent of the time, works everytime!
by That Raffy Taffy September 12, 2017
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Dinger Danger

To smack a rubix cube on your forehead.

While massaging your mayo containers.
by Triple A men June 11, 2018
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