Jesse - "Why weren't you in class again?"
Rich- "I was getting a double decker blumpkwich."
Jesse - "I dont know whether to be jealous or throw up."
Rich- "Your just jealous."
Rich- "I was getting a double decker blumpkwich."
Jesse - "I dont know whether to be jealous or throw up."
Rich- "Your just jealous."
by DragoonReborn October 21, 2010
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You spit on his erect penis. Take both hands around the base of the penis. And start twisting in a circular motion up and down all while you’re sucking the head (make sure to use vacuum seal suction for ultimate pleasure)
You spit on his erect penis. Take both hands around the base of the penis. And start twisting in a circular motion up and down all while you’re sucking the head (make sure to use vacuum seal suction for ultimate pleasure)
Friend 1: I think *insert name* is going to leave me what do I do
Friend 2: you give your man that double twisty gawk gawk!! He can’t leave you once you give him that Porn Star Head!!
Friend 2: you give your man that double twisty gawk gawk!! He can’t leave you once you give him that Porn Star Head!!
by shakespearsbabe June 16, 2018
Get the double twisty gawk gawk mug.The girl was going to meet up with a boy, but he ended up bringing someone else so basically she was going to get double teamed.
by CraCra1 October 14, 2015
Get the Double Teamed mug.Being unfair with others yet enabling certain people to do what you didn't let the others do.
For example, you have a bowl of chips that everyone can eat from but you don't allow certain people at the party to have the chips.
Double Standards can also apply to genders. Like, it's not weird to see a woman wearing men's clothing but it's very odd to see a man wearing women's clothing. So double standards come in different circumstances.
For example, you have a bowl of chips that everyone can eat from but you don't allow certain people at the party to have the chips.
Double Standards can also apply to genders. Like, it's not weird to see a woman wearing men's clothing but it's very odd to see a man wearing women's clothing. So double standards come in different circumstances.
(both men notice a shy girl)
Man 1: What's the matter with her?
Man 2: Oh, she's just shy.
Man 1: That's hot!
(the girls see Man 2)
Girl 1: What's his problem?
Girl 2: He isn't very social
Girl 1: What a creep!
Man 1: This is a Double Standard, my friends.
Man 1: What's the matter with her?
Man 2: Oh, she's just shy.
Man 1: That's hot!
(the girls see Man 2)
Girl 1: What's his problem?
Girl 2: He isn't very social
Girl 1: What a creep!
Man 1: This is a Double Standard, my friends.
by Simplistic Seth August 3, 2012
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Get the double dave mug.when 2 bad things happen. usually its something bad, then something worse to make things even more f'd up.
by ttttttttravis February 8, 2007
Get the double whammy mug.both guys being tops and bottoms at the same time is considered double downward. "yo me and boy just did doulbe downward"
by buttanut November 15, 2010
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