Doctor Puerto Rico Shrimp

Something you say to cause uncontrollable and completely idiotic laughing from anyone it is said to. (If they don’t laugh than they aren’t cool)

doctor Puerto Rico shrimp. BAHHAHAHAHA

by Dawn Mack April 5, 2022

Doctor 2

To take a mildly racist and do a prostate exam and tell he is part black

I think this man needs a doctor 2

by Whydontutakemetogumpytown March 25, 2023

doctor doctor

the scratching of one's own ass

It sucks having a serious case of doctor doctor on a first date.

by Moosehands March 29, 2004

Doctor Jimmy

A 'Doctor Jimmy' is the act of sexually assaulting/raping someone, usually a woman. The reference is taken from the the chorus of Dr Jimmy, a song by The Who, where 'Doctor Jimmy' is an alternate, woman-raping personality of the main character in the rock opera Quadrophenia.

"Damn son, I heard Keith's in jail!"
"Yeah, he was drunk and pulled a Doctor Jimmy on his brother's girl, Heather."

by Spartan Jag April 22, 2008

Doctor Who

1. A once excellent show that has now, rather sadly, gone up its own (or Russell T Davies's) arse.

As in:

"Doctor Who was best when it was like Hammer House of Horror! Not a ruddy soap opera!"

or:

"Cut out the soppy crap & end it when the story ends not drag it out for another 15 minutes!"

or:

"Doesn't anybody care anymore?"

---The cries of Dr Who's true fans.

by beep_the_meep_rules August 5, 2008

Doctor Terawatt

1. a very grumpy man
2. Toronto's greatest super villain

"All hail world leader Doctor Terawatt."

by Hesbell October 4, 2017

Doctor Dammit

a friend of yours that preforms the act of forgetting essential details at the most critical of times involving matters of utmost importance, therefore screwing up everything.

Alex: Dude, josh totally doctor dammit'd me boning my girlfriend last night!

Gene: Well if you were hanging out with me, then we both could have boned her.

Alex:...do what?

Gene: I'm not a doctor dammit!

by the weird that chose to be man October 27, 2010