cumboner

After a man has ejaculated, he is still erect and has a drip of semen attached to the tip of his penis.

"You know when you've just had sex, and you just walk around your room with a cumboner."

by gnarlyboots December 14, 2012

Cumbojulated

A term for when a individual’s stomach feels very empty, fatigued and dizzy.

Mom, can you make me spaghetti my stomach feels cumbojulated!

by MePersonallyIWouldn’tTakeThat December 28, 2022

cambonics

The intentional restatement of language as it was originally presented by the author during a business meeting in an unsuccessful attempt to make oneself appear to be intelligent.

Cameron resorted to using Cambonics during our meeting this morning because he had no idea what to say when asked a question about marketing campaign management.

by Juice January 27, 2005

Combover wanker

A combover wanker is a new wave of asshole, they usually have a combover and talk about "swag" alot. They refer to "lad culture" regularly, yet they don't realise that getting clap at a house party and using yolo as an excuse to be a dick isn't "lad culture". They are commonly found in the age gap 14-25. They can be identified by their hair, snapbacks, ironic band shirts and share a mentality similar to the common hipster. They like to attack people who aren't "combover wankers" and often put these "attacks" on vine to get likes. They also try to latch on to other peoples things, for example, many combover hipsters wear baggy jeans and call theirselves "indie", despite the fact that they only ever heard a stone roses song once in their car with their dad one time when they were ten. These people are also similar to the cretins seen on shows like towie or made in Chelsea.

(Jon turns up wearing a nirvana shirt)
Peter: hey I like your shirt, are you a nirvana fan?
Jon: oh yeah I love teen spirit
Peter: I'm a kurt cobain fan myself
Jon: who the fucks kurt cobain I found this shirt at a house party,yolo!
Jon is a Combover wanker

by Polish Paul June 13, 2013

Combo Job

When a girl gives you head and pleasures you with her hands at the same time.

Did you have a good time with your girlfriend last night?

Yeah she was amazing she gave me a combo job until I jizzed in her mouth

by crushedicey May 5, 2014

combo crasher

Combo crashers (example: @ZeroFreeze) are people that roam the interwebz and break perfect combos with just a word. Chain messages don't make sense because of these douchebags.

Person 1: Is this real life?....
Person 2: Or is this just fantasy?
Person 3: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Person number 3 is a combo crasher.

by InternetzMaster007 May 27, 2014

Cambodian Milk

Sweet high quality breast milk.

Bro have you tried Kelly's Cambodian Milk.

by MythicGihzzz August 11, 2015