When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.
by Conenna April 9, 2015
Get the curtain crustmug. a dark hole of some sort typically located on women of a certain mating region. Slang: derogatory. Used for relief of liquid, air, and penetration by can’t do it personality’s. A fathers first want and third worse nightmare.
Hey Susan last night I introduced Greg to my dad. Greg doesn’t buy me things and farted on my family’s couch it was brand new and top of the line. Afterwards, we went home together after knowing each other for two days and I let him plunge my pie crust. Do you think I’m setting the bar to high for the other women?
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
Get the Pie crustmug. Mut crust is slang for crusty females (usually name starts with s and ends with a) or a girl with a crusty vagina area
by Yshahwbev April 18, 2021
Get the Mut crustmug. To smoke marijuana in a celebratory/chirping fashion in the face of others who have just lost/are losing to you in a sport/game of any sort.
After we dust you fuckers at street hockey we're going to warm the crust in your face.
and the crowd goes wild.. "WARM THE CRUST... WARM THE CRUST"... as the home team is laying a beat down on the visiting team.
and the crowd goes wild.. "WARM THE CRUST... WARM THE CRUST"... as the home team is laying a beat down on the visiting team.
by yabud December 30, 2013
Get the warm the crustmug. To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.
"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."
by jfever May 14, 2015
Get the pie crustedmug. by squirrelnuts69 February 19, 2021
Get the Stuffed Crustmug. by Kewgs August 17, 2016
Get the Crust Halomug.