crumplicated

crumbling(falling apart) and complicated.

Tom and I have always had a crumplicated relationship.

by Unicktchr January 6, 2017

CrumpleCock

A man with a very small and wrinkly penis.

Kevin- "Dude, have you seen Larry's dick?! "
Jordan- "Haha yeah. He has such a crumplecock"

by That one guy lol JRE 502 March 7, 2017

Crumpiin

confidently not pulling with the ability to

That boy don't waste time with those hoes he crumpiin

by BlackSwagWhiteSwag May 15, 2018

Cromptch

The sound a dog makes when eating a tasty snack.

I threw my dog a bone and she cromptched it.

by Ang0071974 August 8, 2019

Crumpet Baster

The performer of the art of basting crumpets such there are , were crumpet means snatch or pussy, applied by 'wisking' or gently oscillating fingeritively solids into liquids, thus creating a type of vacuum that no man can escape.

We have a cold newby in this porn scene....we will require our best crumpet baster to liquify the vaginal butter into a softy cream in the shortest amount of time....stat.

by Ball splat November 8, 2019

Crumped

The act of being hit so hard space distorts

Jock 1: Did you hear about Jock 3?
Jock 2: What happened?
Jock 1: Dude got crumped

by The ‘High’ Cleric February 27, 2020

Crumpet buttering

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.

"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd March 29, 2020