Crayolavore

Someone so ruthlessly engrossed in stupidity your only conclusive deduction of this individual is that a significant portion of their diet is unquestionably comprised of crayons with or without paper.

The stupidity displayed by the security team illustrates in totality that they must be crayolavores, there is no other explaination.

by Moxification October 12, 2017

Crayola Sanchez

the Crayola Sanchez is a variation of the dirty Sanchez. When you are turtling, or have a turd hanging out like a crayon, then using it to Dirty Sanchez someone.

Gerhard passed out and Mick gave him the old Crayola Sanchez

by DattoMcHemi April 13, 2019

Crayrect

When you're crazy, but right.

"Buying crypto right now is definitely the crayrect choice!"

by dease42 June 21, 2021

Crayola shit

When, no matter how many times you wipe, there’s always a streak of shit on the toilet paper.

I had a Crayola shit so intense that I used a whole roll of toilet paper and still wasn’t clean.

by jubbajubba October 7, 2021

Craycation

A break from the chaos and drama and when a toxic person, an ex, family member, colleague, etc. goes on vacation.

Celebrating a two week craycation while my ex and his new girlfriend are out of the country.

by Jenny Cool September 7, 2022

Big Brown Crayon

A big, hard turd!

Last night I dropped a big ass-bomb, when I flushed it there was bowl graffiti. The art of the Big Brown Crayon!

by Jesterger September 14, 2010

Smooth brained crayon eating ape

Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org

Smooth brained crayon eating apes are making DD's on r/Superstonk.

by fellowApe June 11, 2022