jacket crapper

A sex move where you take a shit in someone's jacket and having them where the now shit jacket while fucking

He darn near gave her a jacket crapper!

by Jackett April 17, 2014

Fart cramps

Cramps that you get when you've been holding a fart in for too long and you just can't get anywhere safe to let it go.

*whispers to friend*

Jeff: dude those burritos really got to me and now I've got fart cramps...
Justin: just hold it in a little more, you can't fart in front of my gran.

by Graam Pri4 July 26, 2016

Flavor Cramps

the sensation you get when you eat something so sour/sweet that there is a tightening in the back of your jaw

The cherry flavoring in this drink is so strong that it's giving me flavor cramps.

by Scorchy Likes Tapioca May 14, 2018

The Crappening

When your patient on bowel meds has them work at the absolute worst time.

Mr. Otis was at dinner when he felt his MOM and Lactulose cocktail take effect “Oh no,” he says, feeling that all too familiar stomach rumble “It’s the Crappening.”

by TheSaltyCNA December 9, 2021

Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

by The BS Express January 7, 2022

fucking dick crapper

The definition is that a person who is bad or someone who is horrible and is a dick and likes to poop on your shoe

a fucking dick crapper defininetly doesn't know how to drive.

by psun3 June 4, 2018

Finger love cramps

Caused by the incorrect form and/or technique when masturbating yourself or someone else.

Olly: Oii hero I'm full of finger love cramps today.
Marc: Oh damn, are you feeling lonely?!

by tordenist June 5, 2018