crabcrotchka

Russian slang for public lice, a sexually transmitted disease.

"That Russian ballerina cyka I hooked up with last night gave me the fuckin' crabcrotchka!"

by Gratzniya Greetza December 6, 2016

crabchord

stray public hairs often seen in a urinal

Boss to employee at a bar: "right, Charlie, this is third night you late this week - so you're cleaning out the fucking crabchord out the fucking urinals for the rest of the month!"

by Rolee January 4, 2017

calcium dust

What the human skin is made of

Calcium dust? Oh no. The team didn’t abandon the space station, they were, disintegrated.

by Prof.gamer February 16, 2018

calcicunt

a bitch ass smart person

'dude youre such a calcicunt, laev'

by thelævfam September 27, 2018

Calculus

N. A field of mathematics which was devised by Isaac Newton to be used as means for social darwinism on basis of intelligence due to its impossibility to understand for persons with IQ's lower than 160 .

Baby who has an IQ of 140 couldn't understand the First Fundamental Theorem of Calculus after studying it solely for 12 hours. Todd Ericson who has an IQ above 200 understood it before he was done reading the written definition.

by Santiago Cantu December 17, 2018

Calcutta splutter

A very heavy and intense bout of diarrhea.

I shouldnt have eaten that street food last night, this morning I've had an insane amount of Calcutta splutter of bowel butter.

by Zonal K October 27, 2019

Calceet

The act of eating a calculator with a manic look on one's face

Jack: did you see john calceet
Gary: what the fuck

by Skedaddleskedoodle December 12, 2019