crabchord

stray public hairs often seen in a urinal

Boss to employee at a bar: "right, Charlie, this is third night you late this week - so you're cleaning out the fucking crabchord out the fucking urinals for the rest of the month!"

by Rolee January 4, 2017

Crabcore

A type of genre of screamo hardcore music by the band Attack Attack! The genre isn't of musical value but of appearance as the bands do crab like movements on performances. These include bending your knees down until your crotch practically hits the floor and doing jumps in this position.

Guy 1: "Dude have you seen that new Attack Attack! band?!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah man, they're so crabcore!"

by BoomBox1139 June 25, 2009

Crabcore

a genre of hardcore music pioneered by the Columbus, Ohio band Attack Attack! It entails being terrible at life, the universe, and everything, and crabwalking as a dance form.

Dude, that new Attack Attack! video is so crabcore.

by crabwalkerenthusiast June 15, 2009

Crablord

The lord of the crabs future enslavers of the human race.

'o shit i didnt think that definition was true BUT THERES THE CRABLORD'

by Maggut March 5, 2009

Crabcore

A joke term invented by a couple of music blogs to describe the modern emo metal played by the band Attack Attack!, based on the crablike crouch stance often performed by the guitarists / bassist.

It's not a real genre of music, since the term was coined to describe one band which plays a certain style of a much more well defined genre of music. Pretty sure that every band on the planet that has ever had success plays a personal style of some sort of larger, more well defined movement. Attack Attack! is a contemporary emo band, regardless of what they do with their legs. Calling a band crabcore is like calling Owl City a postalservicecore band.

by some old bitter fogey asshole January 5, 2010