ass to mouth conversion

when one farts into a his/her partners mouth, breaths it in, and thenceforth breathes it out, converting the methane into carbon dioxide.

"I decided to try an ass to mouth voncersion while having my salad tossed by my gay lover, pierre.

by chuck July 28, 2003

Two-point Conversion

When a man is having a pee and comes to the sudden realization that he also needs to have a poop, resulting in a panicked sit-down.

Greg just woke up for a morning piss but halfway through, his stomach grumbled, so he went for the two-point conversion.

by Flynnteractive April 8, 2014

Confession

Something you do when you're at peak high but still have a little bit of sanity left. Also rather impulsive and rash but still something one won't regret.

I wanted courage to make a confession so I ended up being high but rational, then said I liked them in a different language...

by YHKG November 1, 2021

hoopty ass conversion

A rather cheap and/or crappie roadbike that was converted to a fixed gear, often with ghetto methods. Likely to have yates, and saddle set up at a slope angle

"Look at that hipster on the fixie! Is it a track frame?"
"No, it's a hoopty ass conversion."

by lbb April 2, 2007

Bub's Concession Stand

A slang term for a substance which produces sudden and overabundant fecal excretion.

Hunah, dem nachos is gonna take you right on down to "Bubba's Concession Stand".

by annieannieannie October 28, 2003

Text Confessing

The act of saying something of high value to you personally and sending it to someone through a text message.

Guy 1: What did you tell her?

Guy 2: I was text confessing everything...

by Haharyne March 7, 2010

Dashboard Confessional

Often referred to as "Acoustic Emo". It had a name when it was a solo act.

"When I listen to Dashboard Confessional's music, I feel like I'm dying inside" - My friend

by GRAWR February 17, 2008