Conestoga

An uncircumcised penis.

So was the sex good?

No, he had a Conestoga. It had no face. No personality.

by Atlas Jobinson April 11, 2009

cons

any shoe made by the converse brand which include but is not limited to chuck taylor all stars chucks

"hey i just got a new pair of cons"
"oh man thats great i love cons"

by rileyz September 16, 2008

Consastic

When one is being conceited in a sarcastic way.

-I am pretty much the coolest person I know.
-Jeez could you be a little more consastic!?

by Courtney Callan May 26, 2006

conquermonkey

a person (usually republican) who is bent on conquering the world.

e.g.

In the 1800's, the Britsih Empire was full of conquermonkeys. (They basically invaded and colonized every country because they thought it was their "duty" (e.g. rudyard kipling's "the white man's burden".)

George Bush is a conquermonkey, as he is determined to occupy Iraq, and various other middle eastern countries...

(no offense to any person living in Great Britan today. i love you all madly.)

by tess...fool. January 13, 2007

conquistador

What you yell at people of a different race then run away, especially when they take your normal sitting area and listen to very loud salsa music all the time.

Man 1: Yes!! The Conqustadors are gone
Man 2: Probably to combat the spanish armada

by ConquistadorsOuttaTheHallway April 29, 2005

conqui-skaters

A play on words used to offend members of Lambda Theta Phi, as they call themselves Conquistadors. The implication being that Lambda Theta Phi's pledge process is easy.

Lets go to the Lambda Theta Phi probate and see the newest conqui-skaters

by LaVerdad35 May 21, 2011

Conqueror

A brit who smells of crumpt crumbs and butter. He must have tea PROMPTLY at 12:30 noon, if he does not he irl ragequits or takes his rage out on the lovely, sexy, musclebound, gargantuan-penis-hasing dark blade. But Dark Blade never takes any of his slander and immediately puts conqueror in his place. Conqueror has yet to realize that Cubans are the superior race, a known fact to 97% of the population (remaining 3% are descendants of the KRUMPT klan). Hopefully conqueror will step out of his ignorance in the coming years.

Holy shit! He's eaten 2,345 crumpets and still going! What a conqueror!

by BAKAMOTO TAISHO January 22, 2009