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Miss Cleo

A fat Jamaican biotch who excels at poker, the lottery, and forecasting the weather.
"I thought Miss Cleo was the smartest person in the world, but then I remembered that not only was she fat but she was also black. If you can't read a book or eat sensibly, then you probably can't tell the future."
by William Stephens May 22, 2006
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cleo

the space at the center of the bellybutton.

if there's funk inside of he bellybutton, the cleo can be difficult to spot. that situation is called a missy-cleo.

the cleo smells kind of funky but can be used for many pleasurable things if you read between the lines.
guy- hey, wanna see my cleo?

girl- ew no
by hgfgtbhjknmnyu January 16, 2011
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Cleoo

Short term for Clever Online Ordering used mostly in Switzerland to describe to order online (food, groceries, flowers, whatever)
"Let`s cleoo it." Is often said when you want to order something which is also available online. But it`s cooler to say Let`s cleoo instead of let`s order it online. Makes ordering simple and clever.
by soulcherie July 15, 2011
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Cleofatra

Did you see that Nile outfit Beyonce wore, made her look like Cleofatra
by tirtle February 15, 2017
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Pile of Clodhoppers

Insult, to be used when one clodhopper is not quite enough, and user wishes to summon the image of writhing heaps of clodhoppers, not doing anything useful.
"Come on, Selwyn... you pile of clodhoppers."
by Edward Fog April 27, 2004
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clodass

just like a jerkass but more of a clod than a jerk
outta my way you clodass
by jesse November 17, 2003
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cled

woman:lick my fucking cled
man: you have to buy me a drink first
by Tesseratops August 15, 2008
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