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Donut clencher

The scrunching butt flex that happens when you're afraid.
I did a donut clencher last night so I don't shit the bed.
by Snarkygirl September 25, 2016
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Pussy Clencher

A person who is acting like a pussy or a bitch. This person is too afraid to follow through with an act.
Guy 1: “Did you see Mark yesterday too afraid to stand up to his girl.”
Guy 2: “Yeah he was acting like such a pussy clencher.”
by Fauxbo January 11, 2019
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Anal Clencher

Something that really makes the anus clench. For example, something happens which is totally unexpected and shocking.
Coen: I was doing an obby in Roblox but fell near the end and had to restart from the beginning.

Brody: Damn son, that's one real anal clencher right there.
by Teej Maheej April 9, 2020
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gut clencher

When you laugh so hard at a joke or video that you have to grab your stomach just to help you breath
Those Markipler videos are gut clenchers I'm not even kidding
by daddylion July 5, 2020
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Colonial Clenching

When a British person either

a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism

And in response, their entire body clenches up
Yeah, Tom heard what Matt said and immediately started Colonial Clenching
by TheSnazzyJacket March 5, 2021
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Botrastimo ClenchDajon

Botrastimo ClenchDajon is a fine man.
by RoxeeKodone July 1, 2021
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Booty Clencher

When a event is so scary or nerve racking part of your natural reaction is to clench your booty as tight as you can. The events there selves are known as Booty Clenchers.

Part of our natural reaction because evolutionary cave mens booty’s were in danger of being violated when in danger by other horny cavemen so we now developed the ability to clench our booty while under any sort of stress. It’s ranked by biologist as your bodies most important defense mechanism.

Instead of saying that was Stressful or scary, you can instead say that was a Booty Clencher. It would convey the gravity of the situation you were in as well as how that situation made you feel with no further context needed.
*Ben and his friend Dover while playing Rainbow Six Siege *

Ben: “Wow bro that Rainbow Six Siege game was a close one. I thought we were about to lose but you clutched up.”

Dover: “I know bro, tell me about it, my booty was clenched the whole time.”

Ben: “What a Booty Clencher.”
by Gaseous Snake September 24, 2022
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