crackeritis

A psychological disorder that starts out by making a person so white, then makes them believe that they are of a different ethnicity. Usually found in children between the ages of 7 and 12. It is rare but you will occasionally find a person that is not white suffering from this disorder.

Justin Bieber has a major case of crackeritis

I met a kid on xbox who was suffering from crakceritis

by rlaux, fwu July 8, 2010

Jiminy Cracker

James Earl Carter, jr., 39th president of the U.S., by most accounts among the worst presidents in history.

Jiminy Cracker is still flapping his big, ignorant yap almost on a daily basis.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

Jesus Christ on a cracker

A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.

John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?

by TGBen December 30, 2008

Cracker

An unsweetened biscuit.
Ha!

Dya want cheese on your cracker.

by Hesaid July 24, 2003

Cracker

A male or female who appears to be or is knowingly strung out on hard drugs.

"Dude look at that cracker she's a flipping mess."

"Cracker ass bitch can't even stand up"
"No Im not giving you any money broke ass Cracker"

by Twism108 February 18, 2017

nigga-ass-cracker

Your homie who is a cracker, but he's such a brotha you call him a nigga.

yo that cracker is such a brotha. He is a nigga-ass-cracker.

by Rez-a-wan August 11, 2011

Cream on a Cracker

A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.

Dude, Frankie enjoys playing Cream on a Cracker. I think he loses on purpose.

by Biggunplenty December 19, 2011