The chupacabra is a legendary mythical creature rumored to inhabit music festivals of the North Americas, from California to New England. Physical descriptions of the creature vary, but most witnesses have described them to be older semi attractive females often wildly intoxicated at music festivals usually only seen after dusk. This species can be quite dangerous, and cunning, often able to abduct young men from their group, isolate them, and devour them, usually by sucking their blood. It is purportedly a heavy creature, usually a white middle aged woman, although there have been reports of chupacabra behavior within almost all ethnicities. The chupacabra is usually only identified retrospectively, in the evening hours, when a male member of a group is reported missing. His friends realize that the last time he was seen was with an aggressive woman, spilling alcohol all over herself, foaming at the mouth and slurring her speech, who led him away, never to be seen again. These are the tactics used by the chupacabra.
Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as 1985 at a Grateful Dead concert in Michigan, and have since been reported as far north as Maine, and more recently at Coachella as well as Austin City Limits, but many of the reports have been disregarded as uncorroborated or lacking evidence. Biologists and wildlife management officials view the chupacabra as a contemporary legend.
Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as 1985 at a Grateful Dead concert in Michigan, and have since been reported as far north as Maine, and more recently at Coachella as well as Austin City Limits, but many of the reports have been disregarded as uncorroborated or lacking evidence. Biologists and wildlife management officials view the chupacabra as a contemporary legend.
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"Chuan Xin" is used to refer to one who
- Sports a curly hairdo
- Squanders his time in the clubs dancing and drinking
- De-stresses by performing potentially deadly stunts, such as breakdance moves
- or by insulting people (usually foreigners or strangers) with flippant words
- Experiences frequent mood swings. Loving you one moment, hating you the next
- Thinks that he/she looks ugly, especially in terms of musculature, thus he splurges on protein shakes and gym memberships. Contrary to what they may think, many Chuan Xins are actually rather muscular and good looking
- Is a gangster wannabe. They memorize gang songs and chants to intimidate others, to mixed results.
"Chuan Xin" is used to refer to one who
- Sports a curly hairdo
- Squanders his time in the clubs dancing and drinking
- De-stresses by performing potentially deadly stunts, such as breakdance moves
- or by insulting people (usually foreigners or strangers) with flippant words
- Experiences frequent mood swings. Loving you one moment, hating you the next
- Thinks that he/she looks ugly, especially in terms of musculature, thus he splurges on protein shakes and gym memberships. Contrary to what they may think, many Chuan Xins are actually rather muscular and good looking
- Is a gangster wannabe. They memorize gang songs and chants to intimidate others, to mixed results.
All names used are made up.
- Joe: "Nice fro, Chuan Xin."
- Meg: "Dont be a Chuan Xin. The clubs are dangerous you know, full of muggers, dressed in brown jackets and blue caps. They are hardly noticeable, but when they take your bling bling its gonna be too late!"
- Peter: "Watch my tower freeze!"
Hans: "What, are you tryna be a Chuan Xin?"
- Dooms (to foreigner): "YOW BABY!"
Foreigner: "What a Chuan Xin you are!"
- Lee: "Why, Eugene, you're looking good today!"
Eugene: "Thanks for the compliment Lee."
Lee: "Imma kill you cheebye! Go and die."
Eugene: "Aw c'mon. Don't be a Chuan Xin."
- Jason: "I'm too skinny."
Kate: "You are just being a Chuan Xin."
- Mike: "Yeah! Yeah! Fury Hounds (gang)! We're unbeatable. Hey sucka, what you looking at, wanna get beat up?"
Tina: "OMG a gangster. Lets get the hell outta here."
Michelle: "No worries, its just a Chuan Xin."
- Joe: "Nice fro, Chuan Xin."
- Meg: "Dont be a Chuan Xin. The clubs are dangerous you know, full of muggers, dressed in brown jackets and blue caps. They are hardly noticeable, but when they take your bling bling its gonna be too late!"
- Peter: "Watch my tower freeze!"
Hans: "What, are you tryna be a Chuan Xin?"
- Dooms (to foreigner): "YOW BABY!"
Foreigner: "What a Chuan Xin you are!"
- Lee: "Why, Eugene, you're looking good today!"
Eugene: "Thanks for the compliment Lee."
Lee: "Imma kill you cheebye! Go and die."
Eugene: "Aw c'mon. Don't be a Chuan Xin."
- Jason: "I'm too skinny."
Kate: "You are just being a Chuan Xin."
- Mike: "Yeah! Yeah! Fury Hounds (gang)! We're unbeatable. Hey sucka, what you looking at, wanna get beat up?"
Tina: "OMG a gangster. Lets get the hell outta here."
Michelle: "No worries, its just a Chuan Xin."
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