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Dick Cheney type sh*t

1.To act in a machiavellian way.

2. cutthroat, immoral, unprincipled, unconscionable, unethical, unscrupulous
Bernie Madoff; Former non-executive chairman of the NASDAQ; operator of a Ponzi scheme that is considered to be the largest financial fraud in U.S. history, was on some Dick Cheney type sh*t.
by civil ape March 4, 2012
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ice chewer

A sexually frustrated individual, coined due to the tendency for those suffering from a lack of sexual satisfaction to chew on ice as a means of coping with excess tension.
"Hey, I heard you guys like Ed, Edd, and Eddy! Do you want to read some of my Jonny x Plank erotic fiction?!"
"Get out of here ice chewer"
by Penguinato October 16, 2019
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Lynne Cheney

The stupid bitch wife of Dick Cheney. She's the embodiment of hypocrisy. She condemned Eminem's lyrics as "homophobic", yet rejects her own daughter because she is a lesbian.
When Cokie Roberts asksed Lynne Cheney about how she felt when her daughter declared to her that she way gay, Cheney said her daughter never said such a thing.
by David G. S. January 10, 2008
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Pull A Cheney

1. to do something gangsta
2. to do something illegal
3. to do something in the name of Tupac
"That Motha Fucka Slapped My Bitch...I'm Gonna Pull A Cheney And Do A Drive-By On His Ass."
by W.J.W February 4, 2007
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Dick Cheney

When you're having sex from behind and about to cum, yell bird, and when your partner turns around confused shoot them in the face with your jizz.
by HLOKTY September 30, 2010
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cheney

verb: cheney, cheneyed, cheneying

1) missing something by a country mile

2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer

3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat

4) taking lawyers out of season

5) premature ejaculation
"What the fuck are you shootin at, Bobby Sue? You almost go me instead, you fucking idiot! You go to hell, Clint! It's the first time I cheneyed my shot in over a week!"

"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"

"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."

"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"
by SnowyOwl April 9, 2006
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Dick Cheney Shot

A money shot where you accidentally blow your load on the other person's face and chest.
2 actors and 1 actress in scene.
Actor #1 blows a load and accidentally squerms on chest and face of actor #2.
Actress #1 says, "Haha! Dick Cheney Shot!"
by Ticonderoga February 28, 2006
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