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canonical

someone or something that would be really cool to launch out of a canon.
Yo, that chicken is very canonical.
by shane stahl June 3, 2004
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Canon Slade

A Christian schooling establishment located in North Bolton, Greater Manchester, England, GB.
A rather appallingly dull place, where the PE teachers lock themselves in their offices, as the only remotely physical activity they do all day is lift cake to their mouths.
"Wow, that Canon Slade sport event looks good man!"
"Nawwwh, didn't you hear? Their PE teachers look like Rick Waller!"
by Lucie Grey April 26, 2008
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Carondelaid

A term often used by people outside of the school (including de la salle), referring to the term "carondeslut", carondelaid is a term used for banging a carondelet girl. with the common misconception that all girls going to carondelet are sluts, this is often used as a 'trophy' to surrounding public schools.
"dude, i just got carondelaid last night"
"ohh dude nice job"
"yeah man, i pick up those carondesluts like nobodies business"
by Carondeslut November 8, 2009
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Carondoslut

Carondelet high school student + slut = Carondosluts. Girls who attend Carondelet high school are obligated to wear uniforms which ultimately get turned into slutty catholic girl wear. Students from public schools refer us as Carondosluts.
Nancy: "What are you being for Halloween?"
Public school girl; "I'm borrowing your uniform and being a Carondoslut."
by helloworld111 June 19, 2009
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caponed

verb. Being Owned, but worse. Derived from the name Capone.
Dude, that guy just got totally caponed.
by dpleplpre September 10, 2008
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douglas canon

a college tradition dating to the 1840's on the campus of Wesleyan University in Middletown, Connecticut. originally part of a "canon scrap" ritual in which freshmen were charged with firing the small canon and sophomores with foiling the effort, the canon has fallen into obscurity and legend within the last century.

the scrap exercise ended in 1916 for safety concerns, reemerged for one year in 1923 and appeared finished when the canon was filled with lead and mounted to a pedestal between South College and the campus chapel on College Row.

26 years later, though, on the night of march 12, 1957, students stole the canon from its pedestal and began the canon's long journey around the world. it was presented to the Soviet Union as a symbol of peace, to President Richard Nixon in DC as a protest to the Vietnam War and to the managing editor of Life Magazine in New York in 1967. all efforts were clandestine and unauthorized by the university, at least in word.

since, the canon has made a series of brief appearances on campus, usually related to presidential inaugurations or significant reunions. more often, however, it travels the world in the hands of a secret society (or, perhaps, several secret societies) which tell of the canon's adventures through cryptic letters, postcards and pictures.

the Douglas Canon's current whereabouts are unknown.
yo, where's the douglas canon at?
i don't know, probably mounted on the taj mahal or sitting on its own private island. ask dougie b. or alan d.
by pmh November 11, 2005
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Catonsville

a place where 13 year old hollister girls can smoke some shit, have sex, and hook up with 13 year old skaters and totally get away with it.
catonsville;
a place for faggets.
by biotcha June 26, 2008
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