by Prince_john November 21, 2021
Get the Calvin mug.Calvin is a god with unprecedented intelligence. in ancient text it is regarded that the core of the Earth is actually his massive brain. He looks like the embodiment of beauty and harbors the ability to court even the most stubborn and tough women. His ability to boink women is insane as is the size of his adjustable log made fit any women’s need;).
The archeologists discovered one of many depictions of Calvin in a boinking party, of course as the only male.
by Totally-Not-Calvin November 24, 2021
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he got good dick but is for the streets basically anyone and anything can have him
he got good dick but is for the streets basically anyone and anything can have him
laura:bro you saw calvin he just hit me up
quay:yea he hit me up just last week be careful tho cause he for the streets anyone can have him
quay:yea he hit me up just last week be careful tho cause he for the streets anyone can have him
by from ams June 9, 2020
Get the calvin mug.Hey dude it burns all of his bridges and tries to fuck anything with a heartbeat. Will use women for sex and manipulate them to pitying him for sex. Threatens to kill himself if you do not give him what he wants.
Guy 1: did you hear what Calvin did?
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!
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