Chode

Penis.
Twice the Girth, Half the Length

Suckle on my chode bitch

by Weegro April 23, 2007

chode

A small annoying person who is 4ft tall wears glasses, and laughs like a high pitched goat

Greg Barron Is A Chode

by SexyScotty January 26, 2011

chode

a penis which is wider then it is long

"Paula Andreewitch only likes chodes"
"Paula Andreewitch is a hamster fucking chode"

by chicken poper September 02, 2003

chode

a penis that is unusually wide and short

carl could not fit the condom due to his chode

by romizzleissokewl December 16, 2008

Chode

A short, chubby penis.

"I drew a big fat chode in the mud on that guy's car." or "shut up, you chode face."

by Ang December 18, 2002

Chode

a small chubby weiner.

You: Shut up, your such a chode.

You: Ew! He showed you his dick?
Other person: Yeah, he had a chode.

by garceth May 06, 2010

Chode

A person who introduces themselves as "<name> the 4th level Cleric" (or any lame-ass nerd title) to anyone in modern society.

Hi I'm Larry the 4th Level Cleric - aka Chode.

by arkangel53 March 11, 2009