martinevans's definitions

pisslexia

Inability to read due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

He can't read the menu. He has pisslexia.

by MartinEvans May 10, 2006

obliteracy

Inability to read due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Obliteracy can cause serious problems with mobile phones.

by MartinEvans April 30, 2006

chode

A penis that is wider than long.

Katie finally found Tom's chode.

by martinevans August 21, 2006

pisslexia

Inability to read due to excessive alcohol consumption.

He can't read the menu. He has pisslexia.

by MartinEvans April 30, 2006