Doing a Cal

When you're too cooked and sleep in, miss your alarm and end up late for work

I've had a massive night out getting on it on a school night... I went to bed in the early hours of the morning and now I've woken up to realise that I've slept in and now I'm late for work... I finally get to work and all my who were good enough to make it to work on time tell me that I've 'done a cal'! sleeping in is defined as 'Doing a Cal'

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Cal’s Bedside Table

There is a massive pink horse “wee wee” shaped dildo in there

Cal’s bedside table has a pink dildo in it.

by Johnath bbc November 22, 2020

Cal

massive simp for girls called zoe. usually goes to school with jacob sartorious

‘I want to pay for her, it’s the least she deserves’
‘Shut the fuck up Cal’

by poopl1616 October 22, 2020

Cal

A guy who everyone wants to be friends with. He's sweet and compassionate and you could definitely trust him to hold your drink at a party. He has a great sense of style and is very self-confident but not in an arrogant way, because he knows himself. Usually has the biggest dick in the room but is modest about it.

Cal is such a cool guy, I'm so glad I get to hang out with him. He really cares about my feelings.

by Kllueless November 6, 2020

Cal

Mean’s you smell like pussy and your nudes suck and you probably smell like ball cheese with your morning breathe

“You cal”
what does that mean?

by ILOVEDICKMONKEY February 8, 2021

Cal Sullivan

James Charles soul mate

Love’s butt = Cal Sullivan

by Popcat24 March 29, 2021

Flori-cal linear induction tube

This is a fantasy super high speed rail deep underground which makes it possible to travel from florida to california in 3 hours! The inspiration for this idea comes from donald fagens early '80s hit single "I gy this verse specifically: 'on that train all graphite and glitter under sea by rail 90 minutes from New York to Paris well by :76 we'll be a-ok! What a beautiful ❤️ world 🌎 this will be what a glorious. Time to be free!'

We caught the
Flori-cal linear induction tube at noon in Miami and 3 hours later we arrived in San Diego at noon local. We went to the zoo then caught a bite to eat at horton plaza and made it in time for an 8pm curtain at the San Diego Opera
It let out at 11pm so we made it back to the station for some drinks then we caught the 2am local flori-cal for a 3 hour ride back to Miami and arrived there at 8am local time!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021