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buttfuck tattoo 

An ink design disfiguring the lower back. Low self-esteem, a need to be noticed and alcohol are the basic requirements before one is applied. Commonly done by strippers, porn stars and women over 30 trying to relive their 20's. These tattoos, that come in a variety of shapes and designs, gives a man something entertaining to look at other than the back of her head while buttfucking. A constant reminder of how shitty ones life is. It is highly likely that the Jerry Springer Show is where you may find your 15 minutes of fame.
My mom is the talk of the trailer park after she received her buttfuck tattoo.
buttfuck tattoo by DoDad May 28, 2006
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holy buttfucker of jesus 

1.One who partakes in the sacred act of anal sex with the son of god.
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall
Hey! Judas holy buttfucker of jesus, get back here with my ten dollars.

buttfuck nowhere 

"Hey man where you from?"

"Seaforth, Nova Scotia"

"Man thats the middle of buttfuck nowhere!"

Lamp Street Buttfuckers 

An Omaha, NE street-based organization of childhood friends and scallywags, also known as LSBF, dedicated solely to "grabbing respect by the haunches." Rumored to have started the national sensation of "drivewaying," or sitting in lawn chairs in a driveway drinking boxed wine, quoting the same movies over and over, and accepting the fact that no matter how hard anyone tries nothing exciting is going to happen tonight until the 11:00 ZJ's.
LSBF brothers always stand their ground and fucking hate girls!
"LSBF's so fucking gay. They think they're cool because they coined the term "drivewaying" which does nothing more than give them an excuse to get drunk with the same people in the same driveway every night."

"Those Lamp Street Buttfuckers sure know how to grab respect by the haunches!"
A place or location of little worth or value, Often used to describe a small country town.
Can be used in conjunction with a State or Country to give a sense of actual locality.
(A telephone conversation)
"Hi Mom"
"Hi Sweetie, where are you calling from?"
"Buttfuck, Tennessee - Mom, Have you seen my inhaler?"
buttfuck by 45tr0 April 12, 2006

buttfuckit 

Another term for saying "fuck it" but in a nastier way of using a play on words. (can also be spelled "but, fuck it!"
Gal: Should i buy this shirt?
Pal: You know your mom has one similar to this one?
Gal: But I like this one
Pal: She has the same one! Ahh, buttfuckit! just get it
buttfuckit by Jess Mtz June 10, 2007
To ram someone hard in their ass... nice to do to girls who are willing!
I am going to bum you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
buttfuck by Winston August 26, 2003