Toasting some epic bread

4chan speak for "posting in an epic thread".

This means the string of messages you have just added to is unusually funny, long or interesting.

Invented to confuse people new to 4chan.

"I'm toasting some epic bread"
"ORLY?"
"YRLY, there's CP and everything"
"OMG I'm there URL plox"

by BADGEROUS May 30, 2009

Bread

Slang Term in da states for money or cash.

When it comes to gettin bread i got em keys to da bakery.

by Willy DaDon May 1, 2008

go to bread

Go to bed. From The Simpsons episode My Sister, My Sitter. Lisa is babysitting Bart and tells him to go to bed, but soon finds Bart eating bread in the kitchen claiming he thought she said "Go to bread".

Lisa: I thought I told you to go to bed!
Bart: Yeah right, bread. You said: go to bread.

Lisa: (clenching her teeth) I said, go to bed!

Bart: Yeah. Go to bread.

Lisa: B-E-D! BED!

Bart: Ohhhhh, bed! Ohh! Anything you say, sis!

Lisa: (growls) (twitches her eye)

by Tbettz October 8, 2008

Butter the bread

When a aircraft lands nice and smooth without a thump.

Dude, Ryan Air is great at buttering the bread!
2: No lol ur autistic Ryan air cant butter the bread

by Niggorfoggat August 13, 2018

Bread Wings

When you eat a girl out who is suffering from a yeast infection.

Brian earned his bread wings when he went down on Steph who is on medication for a yeast infection.

by The Baker November 22, 2004

Kentucky Bread Trade

When two people exchange a fart from one individual, in to the mouth, and down the throat of the other in exchange for a fresh baked loaf of bread.

Person 1: I'm out of money for your bread. How about a Kentucky Bread Trade?
Person 2: Sounds delightful. Open Up!
Person 1: AHHHHH

by ashstay June 8, 2014

Bread pulling

"Bread pulling" or "Stutje trek" (translated in Dutch) is a famous Dutch, rather inappropriate game. It can be played with 2 or more male-players (the more people playing, the more disgusting it becomes). The game starts when someone put a slice of bread on the table and says: "Stutje trek". All the guys attending at the table will now have to pull down their pants and start masturbating like their lives depend on it in front of each other until they cum and ejaculate their semen on the slice of bread. Everyone ejaculates their warm semen on the bread till one player remains that hasn't empty his balls. This person has now lost the game and has to eat this semen filled slice of bread while the others watch him eat it.

Person 1: Yesterday evening I had to go to the hospital for a gastric lavage to completely clean my stomach.

Person 2: Oh my, did you drunk that much that they had to pump the alcohol out of your stomach ?

Person 1: No, only bread and semen.

Person 2: Pour soul, you've lost in 'Bread pulling'.

by Trunks November 7, 2016