the bible belt

Used to describe the southeastern states. Ironically, these are the former slave-holding states. Apparently these hillbillies didn't read the whole book.

Jesus: "How are things looking on Earth, Dad?"

God: "Well, the Bible Belt is still dumber than hell."

by Stan Kovalev November 6, 2006

bobblehead

a girl that sucks so much dick that her head is refered as a bobblehead

that girl was on me wit a bobblehead!

by Jay January 8, 2004

Bimbleman's

Cheap beer.

I drank a bunch of bimbleman's last night and now have a bad case of squirrelly turds.

by boezoe May 27, 2010

Bible puppet

A bible puppet is someone who bases all of their life decisions and judgement on what they read in the bible, as if it's a literal set of rules. However, this causes them to miss out on certain fun activities and misjudge other, based on their upbringing or religious faiths.

Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!

Maude: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to do.

Homer: Stupid Flanders! He's such a bible puppet.

by AManFromDeclan November 16, 2011

bobblehead status

A high level of public popularity/social level that has been reached by a person/celebrity because a bobblehead has been created in that persons image.

He is one of the best players on the Phillies team....he's achieved bobblehead status.

by lovesud February 24, 2012

Bible Bully

Someone who uses the Bible to force or coerce others into conforming to his or her beliefs.

A Bible bully told me that I was going to hell because I am against making abortion illegal.

A description of the 14 personality traits of Bible bullies and a list of their usual victims may be found in Bible Bullies: How Fundamentalists Got The Good Book So Wrong.

by Bible Bully Gadfly May 11, 2013

babble-life

1. Going through life in a haphazard way; without defined meaning or purpose.

2. Your life is not making sense to anyone but you.

3. You are just drifting through life in a somewhat carefree, rambling like, present and connected way.

4. You are totally random in your life.

5. Going with the flow of things through life.

I feel good about my babble-life. It's carefree and will lead me somewhere, some day.
You may not understand my babble-life but I do. My life makes perfect sense to me.
I'm just totally going with the flow in my babble-life.

by Egrant December 9, 2013