Beanism

The monotheistic religion where they believe in the god Gè ân dé and on Friday through Sunday they do the religious act of Klatting bending her over in the bed and then flipping her around so she is facing you, then with their pinky fingers spreading the vagina open, then sticking their bald bean head into her vagina

I practice beanism, but I’m not very very religious and I only Klat on Friday

by BigBoyCeno June 5, 2019

fettucini beanie

A fettuccini beanie is when you grab a chick with stringy flat blond hair and cum in said woman's hair and then swoop it around her head making a fettuccini beanie

fettucini beanie

by Bedroombusternut October 7, 2016

lima beaning

When you pull your cock outa an asshole and theres a turd nugget on the head off your dick that resembles a lima bean

I finelly got my girl to give up the anal. I almost changed my mind when i started lima beaning . But who gives a fuck...was her bedsheets.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

playing jack and the beanstalk

stimulating an erect penis until it reaches climax/cums

can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off

jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk

by jojo548 December 16, 2008

flicking the beanstalk

The process of using the thumb to flick the head of a penis while masturbating

It's important to have a good technique while flicking the beanstalk

by SPANKY1113 March 27, 2017

Benita

A Benita Is a small hyperactive indian child who moves her hands alot when she speaks, She has a passion for Edward Scissor hands, and enjoys the sims, She can talk to birds & speak very very fast. People enjoy benita because she is indian. She makes nice Latina Fresh, and lives in a cresent. She's Henni she's High & pumpkin pies with sesame seeds are her favorite, Bandaids Soother her.

"Oh my she's acting like a Benita today"
"Oh golly she's doing a Benita"

by Amanda Apple October 8, 2008

Awk Beanstalk

When a situation is even more awkward than 'awko taco', typically 'awk beanstalk' is appropriate.

I finished with my partner and asked how he felt. He said it was great, since he didn't use a condom. Awk beanstalk.

by John Smith Indian Emperor November 3, 2011