Urban Dictionary: Definitions by SPANKY1113

Bits-a-showin

It’s when ur front sexual parts are barely peaking over the front of your jeans

Tyler headed to the golf coarse today with his new hat and his bits-a-showin jeans on

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When you juice up on energy and give your partner a super sex session

Last night Teekay drank a case of energy drinks and gave Nikki the redbull treatment

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When a person gets an attitude adjustment by getting slapped while taking a dump

Nikki got a shitter slap to fix her attitude problem

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A masturbation technique where you grab the mushroom head with one hand while playing the side like a fiddle with the other

Alex set around the campfire and mastered his fiddle-dong technique .

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It's when the second ejaculation lands on top of the first, creating a pile

Tyson created a spooge mountain on his wife's back

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The process of using the thumb to flick the head of a penis while masturbating

It's important to have a good technique while flicking the beanstalk

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It's when a person sets their own pubic hair on fire and then listens for the voice of God

While jimmy was home alone, he performed a flaming Moses in an attempt to get closer to God.

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