An individual who's personality is the perfect combination a Tool and a Douche Bag.
Another explanation is a moron who thinks that they are god's gift to the world.
Another explanation is a moron who thinks that they are god's gift to the world.
dude 1: Check out that tool Chuck over there, now that's he's watched karate kid six times he thinks he can punch through a brick wall. What a douche bag.
dude 2: Chuck truly is a Tool Bag.
dude 2: Chuck truly is a Tool Bag.
by Max86 September 13, 2012
Get the Tool Bagmug. by mayvenn January 5, 2017
Get the Bag Securedmug. Dave must have been out drinking last night, because when he started to sweat he smelled like a bag of onions.
by MStrike32 February 10, 2007
Get the bag of onionsmug. someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 19, 2012
Get the cartouche bagmug. Chewy -Bag : It’s a lot like douche bag or dirt bag but worse 💯 is someone who has to force women to have sex with him and when he’s confronted he has his cougar girlfriend jump her 💯🤣🤣🤣
by k187c June 2, 2019
Get the chewy bagmug. by jyuki101 September 23, 2017
Get the Get a Bagmug. a contemptuous term for best friends; friends who are so close it's disgusting yet they insist their relationship is purely platonic
"So are you guys dicks in a bag now or what?"
"I thought they hated each other."
"Are you kidding me?! Look at 'em! They're total dicks in a bag."
"I thought they hated each other."
"Are you kidding me?! Look at 'em! They're total dicks in a bag."
by KT Go. February 26, 2010
Get the dicks in a bagmug.