Tool Bag

An individual who's personality is the perfect combination a Tool and a Douche Bag.

Another explanation is a moron who thinks that they are god's gift to the world.

dude 1: Check out that tool Chuck over there, now that's he's watched karate kid six times he thinks he can punch through a brick wall. What a douche bag.

dude 2: Chuck truly is a Tool Bag.

by Max86 September 13, 2012

Bag Secured

meaning you've been on your shit, getting money.

My future looking good because my bag secured.

by mayvenn January 5, 2017

bag of onions

a way to describe someone with extremely offensive body odor

Dave must have been out drinking last night, because when he started to sweat he smelled like a bag of onions.

by MStrike32 February 10, 2007

cartouche bag

someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful

I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 19, 2012

chewy bag

Chewy -Bag : It’s a lot like douche bag or dirt bag but worse 💯 is someone who has to force women to have sex with him and when he’s confronted he has his cougar girlfriend jump her 💯🤣🤣🤣

That wasn’t cool yo !! don’t be a chewy bag

by k187c June 2, 2019

Get a Bag

Getting a large amount of money

"I'm about to get a bag tonight"

by jyuki101 September 23, 2017

dicks in a bag

a contemptuous term for best friends; friends who are so close it's disgusting yet they insist their relationship is purely platonic

"So are you guys dicks in a bag now or what?"

"I thought they hated each other."
"Are you kidding me?! Look at 'em! They're total dicks in a bag."

by KT Go. February 26, 2010