Assie

Someone who is bitchy and complains about evey single thing and is always micromanaging everything and has a complete zero tolerance.

I was trying to talk to some assie, and they just kept complaining about me more and more.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Assie

Much like the selfie an assie is when you try to get your whole ass and face in the pic at once, pronounced "ass see".

let me take an assie! That bitch over there is taking an assie, fucking hot.

by Cock-Man Rogers May 18, 2014

assie

Adj., someone or something that is ,indeed, being difficult or causing emotional trauma for at least one other human being..

I cannot seem to hook up this VCR, it's being quite assie.

by Stew Pedasso October 31, 2003

ausie kiss

A kiss "Down Under" which is the slang term for australia hence Ausie kiss

anyone from down under gives a good ausie kiss

by tman3a4 May 3, 2006

assie

The Queen of the Universe;

All hail Queen Assie.

by slapslap! May 14, 2004

Assie

A photograph of one's own ass, butt, behind, etc.

A selfie consisting of only the photographer's ass.

Me: I've started a new fitness regimen I like to call "Lift and Tone"! It's specifically targeted towards people who want a little more life in their behinds. I'm taking an assie every week for the next few months to chart my progress! Follow me!

by lastfrontiermama May 24, 2016

ausie

a guy from Australia
(ausies are the sickest cunts in the world)

"whats that guy smoking"
"Dont worry hes just an ausie there all crazy

by pet pet April 25, 2008