(Snob, snaps fingers or rings a bell) "Oh, asswipe?!" (Asswipe) "Yes, sir?" (S) "Would you mind wiping my ass?" (A) "Not at all, sir."
by crazykrazyqrazy December 31, 2007
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Get the assing mug.1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.
2. Lawbringer, a Paladin on the Daggerspine US server.
2. Lawbringer, a Paladin on the Daggerspine US server.
"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe, he once put a beastslaying enchant on a healing mace."
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")
by Archemedez November 23, 2007
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noun.
1. A collected division of parasites claiming to benefit its host, but in reality made up of a collection of Prime Ministers of the land of Ass.
2. Any US Federal Government Agency.
noun.
1. A collected division of parasites claiming to benefit its host, but in reality made up of a collection of Prime Ministers of the land of Ass.
2. Any US Federal Government Agency.
If only the Obama Assministration were capable of accomplishing something without stealing 30% of the income from 310 million people at gunpoint.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008
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their own ass as far as their shoulders.
someone who does very dumb shit and is happy/ when one trades a several hundred dollar tool for a
fifty dollar piece of shit and thinks he got a good deal
their own ass as far as their shoulders.
someone who does very dumb shit and is happy/ when one trades a several hundred dollar tool for a
fifty dollar piece of shit and thinks he got a good deal
by fuckdome February 18, 2011
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