asswipe

A person that rich snobs pay to wipe their ass after they take a shit.

(Snob, snaps fingers or rings a bell) "Oh, asswipe?!" (Asswipe) "Yes, sir?" (S) "Would you mind wiping my ass?" (A) "Not at all, sir."

by crazykrazyqrazy December 31, 2007

assing

When the car behind you is literally on your ass!

That car is totally assing me!!!

(I hate it when this happens. & no, I don't even drive slow!!)

by Anonymous_Lady February 4, 2010

asswipe

1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.
2. Lawbringer, a Paladin on the Daggerspine US server.

"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe, he once put a beastslaying enchant on a healing mace."

("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")

by Archemedez November 23, 2007

assministration

ass-min-eh-stray-shun
noun.

1. A collected division of parasites claiming to benefit its host, but in reality made up of a collection of Prime Ministers of the land of Ass.

2. Any US Federal Government Agency.

If only the Obama Assministration were capable of accomplishing something without stealing 30% of the income from 310 million people at gunpoint.

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012

asswanger

One who partakes in the wanging of the ass of another.

Ryan Seacrest is an asswanger

by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008

assinitis

a term for someone who has their own head stuck up
their own ass as far as their shoulders.

someone who does very dumb shit and is happy/ when one trades a several hundred dollar tool for a

fifty dollar piece of shit and thinks he got a good deal

he has a bad case of assinitis

that guy really has head up his ass

by fuckdome February 18, 2011

assinsecurities

The state of not being confident in the looks or capabilities of one's ass.

Does he have a nice ass?
No one knows, he has assinsecurities

by MasterGalvatron February 27, 2014