Apple

A company that makes a piece of paper and sells it for 10 billion Bitcoin

I got the new apple product and it does nothing hahahHahHaahahHhHahahHaHAHAHAHHAHAHA

by XxTheIsis123xX May 26, 2021

Apple

Fruit but can be sexual

Really? You don’t know what an apple is!

Did you think it would be a dirty saying or something that’s why you typed it in??

Why not do some homework and watch porn and just forget about typing in “apple” just masterbate to this giff and lets hope your friends don’t realise.

by DrxWankles May 3, 2018

Apple

Im pretty sure you know what an apple is

Come on man you know what an apple is

by Buglettuce reworked December 9, 2020

Apple

So basically it's a round fruit and your a really dumb person who doesn't know what the hell it is

I want an apple

by Biiiish March 1, 2018

Apple

What the fuck are you doing looking for the definition of an apple?

You should know what an apple is.

by Your god;) February 5, 2019

Apple

A very expensive brand that will break in the slightest of touch. It will also cost your monthly allowance for the next FREAKING 5 YEARS TO REPLACE. The people who work at Apple also come out with a new phone or something almost every few months to years. However the only thing they add to it is a new camera. NOTHING ELSE JUST A CAMERA AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY ITS NEW AND APPROVED. Oh, they also removed the home button and the top speaker and put it somewhere else. They also made it more complicated to control not even gonna mention the fact they got rid of the headphone jack so now YOU CAN'T EVEN LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE CHARGING YOUR PHONE INSTEAD YOU HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER 200$ ON AIRPODS ON TOP OF GETTING THE 1000 OR MORE PHONE (you could also spend 20$ or more on getting headphones that fit you phone but you still cant listen to music while charging your phone unless you get a different kind of wireless headphones that could cost more if you buy the ones that aren't cheap). But it's an okay phone still got bugs though.

Sus Homie 1: Hey bro did you get that new Apple iPhone 13?

Sus Homie 2: I did but as soon as I touched it and it shattered and i have to pay a bunch to fix it.

by Perfect.Angel_ November 30, 2021

apple

a fruit

an apple is a fruit how can you not know

by the fuuuuu October 8, 2018