bone apple tea

When you're retarded and try to act like you're fancy before eating.

Katie: "This food looks great!"
Retarded Ass "I made it just for you. Bone Apple tea!"
*You didn't get a second date.

by UnPC4All2C January 19, 2017

the apple never falls far from the tree

Statement made to infer that one is invariably similar to their parents. Often used negatively or ironically.

1: I heard that Jake is on drugs.
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.

1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....

1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!

by MrKapper December 3, 2005

applejuice cocktail

applejuice cocktailwhen a male ejaculates in a cup, urinates in it, mixes it up and pours it on to a female

aye yo bitch u like that applejuice cocktail in ur face bitch

by JBLOCK, DPRICE February 4, 2009

apples

A shortened version of apples and pears, which is cockneyrhyming slang for stairs.

"Let's run up the apples to bed then, shall we?"

by fatmatt January 24, 2005

Apple Fanboy

An advocate of Apple/Mac products.

Tyler is such an Apple Fanboy he would buy an iToaster if Apple sold toasters!

by tdurd January 2, 2012

Mcdonalds apple pies

The apple pies that come from the fast food chain mcdonalds. Typically they are two for 99cents and people buy them to eat one and have sex with the other.

Tony got two Mcdonalds apple pies and one was to eat and the other was for his meat.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

Applejack

A pony that lives in ponyville,she lives on an apple farm with Granny Applesmith; Applebloom; and Big Macintosh. She is the element of honesty, She has 5 friends, Twilight Sparkle (element of Magic) Rarity (element of generosity) Fluttershy (element of kindness) Rainbow dash (element of loyalty) and Pinkie pie (element of laughter). And She is the best Pony of the Mane 6. Hello and Goodnight Pony Thread.

Applejack

by Carlswagsly January 2, 2012