Alfie

This man is like so good at like fortnite and is like better dan u and like gets that pussy innit and is so good at everything and has sucked everyones mums except from people who start with the letter t (I got u g innit fam) sorry ppl had to save my boy the Alfie I know is
So cool like shut up blud
Sucks ur mum innit
Gets alotta pussy
Slides into yo girls dm's and then fucked her
and he is like yeah
also the best gamer to live
cool innit
aint no fucking wasteman innit

Oi Alfie is a fucking Mad Lad innit fam

by ur mums pussyo February 19, 2019

an Alfie

Taking an illegal poo in a National Park

Doing "an Alfie" is having a poo in the corner of a dis-used campsite in a national park when the owner of the field in coming over to tell you off for setting up your tents.

by Incredible Bob May 25, 2011

Alfiemouth

alfiemouth

When your mouth fucking wreaks of DSB (Dog Shit Breath)

Its only an "alfiemouth" if your breath pongs, day in day out!

Guy 1"Phwaaa"

Alfie "What Nobhead?"

Guy 1 "Your mouth is stinking"

Guy 2 "I can smell that Alfiemouth you dirty little fuck"

Alfie "Not my fault!"

by CalHesk July 18, 2014

Alfryd

A tall, communist, white person who is into not underwear. He has a British accent but is born in California. Appears blond at times but is actually brunette. He wears a grey jacket everyday and he likes tea. He's a nerd, an uncool nerd. He doesn't take care of children well and he abandons priceless items. Therefore, he's unreliable. His friends are weird with the exception of one normal friend. Hits his head all the time and measures himself. Don't have coffee with him and his friends or weird conversations ensue which lasts for three hours.

Who's that white guy?
The one who likes tea? He's Alfryd with a Y.

by nerakux June 12, 2018

Alfjotraction

When someone called Alfie retracts a statement by claiming it's a joke.

Lovely bit of Alfjotraction there.

by Wfhk October 25, 2018

Alfie Frampton

The definition of the best person ever. It means a man with a large penis. It also means a man or woman of great looks, importance, smarts and personality

I wish I could be like an alfie Frampton.
Look over there it’s an alfie

by Bob Sikamore April 7, 2019

alfie smudger smith

gayest of them all top millwall fun massive dong and lives at the den always seen with no gilrls life long virgin only shags the millwall badge

alfie smudger smith just bottled some malt

by nkdfhdsgj#ffffffffffffffffffff May 22, 2019