Shit Pains 

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

Shit Pains by will bitten March 6, 2017

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Side
A male-identified person who does not enjoy anal penetration (giving or receiving), but will engage in other forms of same-sex activity (fellatio, frottage, mutual masturbation, etc).

A Side can be a cisgender Male, a transgender Male (transman), or an intersex Male. In addition, a Side can be a masculine Male, or a feminine Male, a genderqueer Male, or an androgynous Male.

Furthermore, a Side can be a gay Male, a bisexual (bi) Male, a pansexual (pan) Male, or fall under the Ace umbrella (asexual Male / graysexual Male / demisexual Male, etc).

Male 1: Are you a Top, Bottom, or Vers?
Male 2: Actually, I’m a 100% Side ↔️

↔️ by S!DE January 7, 2023

3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.

I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!

3/4 Stance by will bitten March 6, 2017

Joseph Strickland 

A famous film director of the motion picture thriller, Dual Mania.

Joseph Strickland is only one of the few African American directors of suspense thrillers.

Joseph Strickland by LavaSoap August 18, 2018

Frederik Vase 

A man of the math and chess. His brain is so large, that it could fill an entire house, but it somehow still manages to be smaller than your mum.

Valter: Hey, have you seen Frederik Vase today?
Victor: No, he's too smart.

Frederik Vase by BallsNCock March 29, 2022

Butt and Switch

1. the art of changing the topic of converstion by cleverly interrupting and redirecting the topic without being obvious.

After listening to Herman incesstantly babbling about a fence post I applied the butt and switch method.

Butt and Switch by pyra023 September 10, 2010

remorning 

A salutation uttered upon seeing a person for the second or third time in a day when one has already said, “Good Morning.” Often used at work when one meets a co-worker by the copy machine ten minutes after seeing him/her before or when running an out-and-back course and seeing someone for a second time who is running the opposite direction.

Rick: Isn’t this that same group we saw before the turnaround?
Tim (to Rick): Yes, it is.

Tim (to group): Remorning, everyone!

Jim: Weren’t you just in here copying something?
Tim: Yes, I was, and remorning to you!

remorning by THW March 2, 2017