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Post Text Clarity

When you send that really cringe thing to that one bro/huzz, and immediately regret it
Guy 1: bro, I called her a "snow bunny" over text!

Guy 2: Yeah, you definitely had post text clarity after that one. Yikes!
by DiceyStep June 4, 2025
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Post-panda regret

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.
Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.
by Cotriangulation June 4, 2025
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Post-Shit

A category that references what is left after a shitpost. Mening a text that is influenced by and has all the trappings of a shitpost: camp, kitsch, blown out aesthetics and clearly delirious plot or premises, but that takes out all of the levity associated with it, instead, we are meant to take it seriously and even dourly, instead of laughing along with it. Authorial intent bears some relevance to the proper application of this category, meaning that it is necessary for the author of the work to have imbued the text with these qualities, rather than their presence being unintentional (e.g. The Room)

Some precursors of the genre might be, as works bearing very little verisimilitude and over the top aesthetically, which present themselves as earnest works:
- Collapse, by nick land
- Unknown death 2002, by yung lean
"Have you heard Brat, by Charli XCX? I saw the cover art and thought it was a shitpost, but then all of the songs, even though they bear a lot of resemblance with the aesthetics of rave culture shitpost memes, are really earsnest, come even deep and moving."
"yeah man, thats because it's not a shit post, it's post-shit"
by ddcorreia June 5, 2025
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Posting

It isn't the posting. Posting things has nothing to do with it. You cannot just ignore how I'm being treated and pretend that has nothing to do with my disposition towards the rest of you. You need to stop trying to prove a point and let it go you pedophile fuck.
Hym "It's not the posting and Joe Rogan daughter protection revoked. I will no long rape the people who rape Joe Rogan's daughters. They're fair game now."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
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Post-Hot

Being so ugly you are hot. Ascending past your looks with tattoos, piercings and a good style.
"Pete Davidson looks like a fish, but it's kind of a turn on."
"Yeah Pete Davidson is definitely post-hot."
by Maxwellsfargoe December 4, 2022
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post-globalism

An age when everybody's secrets are out because of the Internet and everybody is free to act on that information at will.
Man post-globalism sucks. Everybody's trying to be and look perfect to everybody else when nobody is. The main thing is to learn to be better and try again. It's just beginning!
by Kooyle December 7, 2022
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Post Avatar Depression

Depression after ripping energy off of |l @JaredGoff16 % @ChristenHarper % @JoshPrenot % @TiffTweeeets % @Shivon % @ElonMusk % @ITheyThem %
@RealDonaldTrump % @MelaniaTrump l|
Claire Elise Boucher ripped energy off of |l @JaredGoff16 % @ChristenHarper % @JoshPrenot % @TiffTweeeets % @Shivon % @ElonMusk % @ITheyThem %
@RealDonaldTrump % @MelaniaTrump l| and is going through a post avatar depression and realizing that there a large lawsuit fine.
by @PaparazziAreRight December 14, 2022
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