2014 Facebook Post

Fire ass statement

For example: Serrano shit on Nicole’s hilarious good morning text, not realizing it was an awesome 2014 Facebook post.

by Gotchab!tch November 27, 2024

scratchen post

someone who is constantly being clowned in order to make other people laugh

Yo tameka was firen some nasty jokes off her scratchen post.

by woogs February 19, 2010

Post-TVD Depression

after watching the vampire diaries you are depressed

why are you so sad?

i just watched the vampire diaries- i have Post-TVD depression now

by Emma Carol Anne July 14, 2021

Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist

Weak, Alex. Weak sauce. Pretty soon you're going to be doing your videos in spastically-colored suits and accusing your audience of not knowing what they mean when they say words.

Hym "Wouldn't I be a Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist? I mean, I've been pretty explicit. And I've infected Jordan Peterson with it. Now he's haunted by the idea that no matter what he does, immediately after his death his kids will have terrible misfortune. At the moment of his death he can assume that the rest of time will occur. His loved ones effectively die with him. And now, in his insane desperation, he's trying to collude with the government to make earth hell for 'the wrong type of person' to poison the well with his own rotting corpse."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2024

post delivery depression

the sadness that comes after short term happiness of receiving a package

A: was your package shipped?
B: yes, i’m not ready for the post delivery depression

by cvzu7 December 15, 2023

Post it with her

To sleep with or “enjoy” your time with a girl

Person one: dude did you post it with her? Person two: yeah I got all up in there

by Dat boi ally November 16, 2017

Post cremation

When someone's been cremated and there ashes get caught in the house fire.

The evidence points to post cremation.

by DeathProxxy December 11, 2021