eat a dick

the comeback of all comebacks
can be used in any situation, instant shutdown

also can be used to reject somenoe

lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you

alison: eat a dick

mikey: oi your a shit cunt
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: is that all you've got?
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: yeah i thought so
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: fine, you win
jeremy: yeah thats right eat a dick

by nevetSteven January 8, 2011

turkey dick

How a dick looks after you get out of the ocean

"hey, look at that guy's turkey dick--it's shriveled and skinny."

by allison hardy November 11, 2006

spotted dick

a type of a British desert

Hello sir, would you like some spotted dick?

by soulfromhell August 1, 2003

dick gypsy

a girl that moves from one guy to the next in search of what she can scam from them before moving on to the next.
usually shared among a group of friends.

April is SUCH a dick gypsy. I am sure that once she gets what she can from the W.H.O.R.E. boys she will find another group to stroke off.

by KaosFreak February 18, 2008

Red-dick

When a male rubs his dick until it literally becomes red and hurts to touch

I think I got red-dick from last nights porno session.

by Yssup eht ni thgir reh kcuf August 31, 2014

Dick Tourist

Adventurous female whom goes from town to town 'doing the deed' with multiple men, often contracting one or more STD's as a souvenir for home.

I hooked up with a bitch last night, but I had an odd feeling she was another Dick Tourist.

by Bnerdlatin December 23, 2010

Dick Sickle

The act of masturbating and ejeculating all over your shlong and letting the semen dry. then u walk around with a crusty ass wiener

Some Dude: Yo I fell asleep after jerkin' my shit and fell asleep. I woke up with a dick sickle.

Another Dude: Yeah I Did that last weekend

by Anita Bonya December 30, 2008