Red-dick 

When a male rubs his dick until it literally becomes red and hurts to touch

I think I got red-dick from last nights porno session.

Red-dick by Yssup eht ni thgir reh kcuf August 31, 2014

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RED DICK by PenisFuckYou May 9, 2021

red dick 

Red dick is syndrome of many red heads. The symptoms usually consist of a dickish behavior, coupled with a mild case of shit spreading.

1. That red dick shaved off my eyebrows when i was passed out.
2. "Man who told everyone i pounded his mom's box last night?" "Oh.. well my guess would be red dick."

red dick by Burnski March 30, 2008

Red Dick 

(also known as "red dick") when you've done the deed but your penis remians erect (and painful, so no extra round) for a long period of time.
The cause of angry dick is unknown. But many who have suffered it describe a lingering sense of dissatisfaction.

sorry honey but i can't go again, I've got red dick

Red Dick by Pj_Gottkot January 22, 2017

Red Dick of Courage 

To take pride in the fact that you are hated, persecuted, or criticized by someone you have no respect for. The person you have no respect for considers you a dick, but you proudly tout the moniker as a sign that you are, in fact, capable and reasonable. Such pride can be manifested by the moniker's recipient by a laminated badge on one's chest in the form of red male genitalia. Refers to Stephen Crane's civil war novel "Red Badge of Courage."

A: My boss is a total fuck-up-- I had to single-handedly save the project; yet he thinks I'M a dick. He gave me a horrible work evaluation. But I don't care, it's my Red Dick of Courage.

B: Ah, so that explains the penis on your lapel.

Red Dick of Courage by Pete Schweddy April 13, 2011

dog dick red 

simple the most amusing yet discusting color of red in existance

i went to the paint store the other day but they didn't have any dog dick red paint

dog dick red by Pimp Shit Nick August 11, 2006

Red Bull Dick 

When a man has a dick comparable to the width and girth of a Red Bull can.

Girl, he is working with that Red Bull Dick.

Red Bull Dick by SavageSweet January 5, 2017