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Toe touches

‘BRO. It smells like toe touches in here (bad/unbearable). Did you just fart??’
by LiveLoveLaughyes July 8, 2021
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toilet toucher

When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet
WOW! Zeb’s the only one with a toilet toucher in the family- Crystal
by Longdonglara September 2, 2021
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Lid toucher

A lesser version of a lid lifter.
Still a quite satisfactory event which occurs when popping corn for a nice Netflix and chill session and the exploded popcorn fills the cooking vessel to the very lid. Touching the lid firmly and with satisfaction but not lifting it from the pot.
J: What'd you do last night?
B: Chilled with F with some Netflix Inc
J! Coolio
B: yeah, she made a wicked batch of popcorn. A true lid toucher.
by anonymous April 16, 2022
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Iowa touchdown

When a football team scores 7 points but does so by kicking one field goal and scoring two safeties. Named for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who scored 7 points in this manner against South Dakota State on September 3, 2022.
The Hawkeyesoffense couldn’t score an actual touchdown for shit, but the defense and special teams stepped up to get an Iowa touchdown.
by HarpMonger September 4, 2022
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C-touché

When a C2 is filed that stops the ability for the opposition to minimize the verity of a situation.
I see you C-touché me
by Stand for Verity January 12, 2023
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Mianus touching your Uranus

Means your following too close, your tailgating,you don't know how to drive!!
When your too close to my bumper driving mianus touching your Uranus
by Hippiechef February 2, 2023
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Pocket touching

When a person touched another's pocket, they become their son and they are gay.
Spencer is pocket touching and he is everyone's son and he likes men.
by Spencer's father February 9, 2023
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