Hairy smoothie

When a female encounters the sticking of toilet paper on the stubble of her freshly shaven vagina, after unrinating.

A upper-front side dingleberry would be a Hairy Smoothie.

Hairy smoothie by Hollabeck Fish January 23, 2009

Hairy Volcano 

When a woman with a hairy snatch stands on her head and squirts skyward.

My girlfriend's hairy volcano hit the ceiling and she's making me clean it up!

Hairy Volcano by Rocketeer814 February 4, 2012

Hairyballzagna 

pronounced "hairy balls on ya"

slang for any formal or colloquial acknowledgement.

mom: hey john, i'm going to the super market, i'll be back in an hour. also, make sure you clean your room before i get back!

son: ok mom, hairyballzagna!

mom: love you too!

Hairyballzagna by shredguitar November 7, 2012

Hairyous 

You're so hairy in a certain place it's ridiculous.

"Dwayne your chest is hairyous!"

Hairyous by Brandflakes101 November 29, 2012

hairy nelson 

when you are performing oral sex on an au natural woman, she farts and a stain is left on your chin.

I had too much drink last night so my old lady gave me a hairy nelson.

hairy nelson by sidewalk sam September 30, 2013

Hairy Catch 22 

Where it's early in "no shave November" and you have to take pictures. You either keep the hair and look like a pubescent boy in the pictures, or shave it off and break the man code.

Man 1: Ah, man! I have to take wedding pics this weekend. I need to cut this peach fuzz off!

Man 2: Bro, it's no shave November. You can't do this.

Man 1: I'm in a hairy catch 22!

Hairy Catch 22 by bunshi November 6, 2013

Hairy Caterpillar 

When the male genital area is so overgrown with disheveled and unkempt pubes that it makes the penis look like a hairy caterpillar.

My friend got so drunk that he pulled down his pants and started masturbating his hairy caterpillar in front of everyone.

Hairy Caterpillar by me.....)()( March 9, 2014