Tom Cotton-brain

Nickname on Capital Hill for the junior Senator from Arkansas, who is notorious for his confused thinking and dishonesty.

There goes Tom Cotton-brain again, spreading confusion and lies while feigning piety.

Tom Cotton-brain by LaughingAloud December 8, 2025

Bullet-in-Brain disease

humourous phrase meaning "shot in the head". In formal statements where the commentator will refuse to directly say the victim was murdered, they will instead use the phrase "Bullet-in-Brain disease" in reference to their death to avoid making comments of graphic violence while giving viewers (particularly adults) the idea of what happened to the victim.

"Hitler was once an aspiring artist who was rejected from art school after one of the professors have stated that his artwork is 'mediocre'. Following his career in politics, the professor mysteriously died from a rare case of Bullet-in-Brain disease."

Bullet-in-Brain disease by YorUDictionary March 13, 2026

Athlete’s Brain

Refers to a stereotype often seen in media portrayals depicted in reality where athletes are viewed as being physically dominant but intellectually limited, emotionally self-centered, and primarily focused on personal gain, appearance, and immediate gratification rather than critical thinking or emotional depth.

“He had an athlete’s brain and that’s not what I want for myself”

Athlete’s Brain by Thatgirlhot May 7, 2026

Shrodinger’s smooth brain

Shrodinger’s smooth brain relates to an absolute buffoon who clearly has no idea what they’re talking about. Typically they think they’re so smart that they must be correct. They tend to go silent when the masses go against them too

Harry: Mark was trying to argue with me about when MY birthday was and was adamant he was correct

Tony: I’m telling you that guys got a shrodinger’s smooth brain

Harry: for real he tried to change the subject when Charlotte said he was wrong too

Shrodinger’s smooth brain by gargle fargle May 15, 2026

Cajones are bigger than your brain 

You're brave. Very brave. Stupidly brave. Get smart please.

Boy, your cajones are bigger than your brain.

Cajones are bigger than your brain by echoAwoo May 16, 2022

you poo poo pee pee butt butt brain 

When you swear as a child.

Get off me you poo poo pee pee butt butt brain!!!!!!!

you poo poo pee pee butt butt brain by thecharacterwannie August 4, 2022

Tooth infection that spread to my brain 

Is why I feel drained. I took some antiseptic mouth wash and it ameliorated my symptoms by 30% overnight.

Hym "And if I could prescribe myself with antibiotics for the tooth infection that spread to my brain I wouldn't feel this way."

Tooth infection that spread to my brain by Hym Iam June 20, 2025