I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved

And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.

Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me

I'm not letting you steal my future.

Hym "I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me. This has nothing to do with my identity. You're not ever going to make the point you're trying to make and you don't care in the first place because doing this to me allows you to do something you could never do on your own."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2025

Fugville, Montana

Welcome to Fugville, the village of fuglies. Whether you are permanently fugly or "just in a slump", when you choose to enter the ville there is no going back. A village of where there is so much fugliness, yet there is so much beauty around us. Full of mountains and prairies, crazy wildlife, and elegant scenery, Fugville is the perfect place for getting stoned. We hope to see you soon:)

Welcome to Fugville, Montana; the ugliest town known to man.

My right hand is my best friend in Fugville.

by Mayor of Fugville March 16, 2016

Mr. Montana

Mr. Montana is the man hiding inside of all violins. He eats the strings while you sleep so you're left pissed off in the morning because your strings magically broke.

"Bro, Mr. Montana must've ate my strings last night. "

"Mr. Montana, where are you?"

by unknowndiary September 28, 2017

dr. montague

A terrible band teacher that talks off topic and picks first chair by who she likes.

Dr. Montague is a bitch

by Moctor Dario May 18, 2018

go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.

go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $

by Sexydimma December 25, 2019