PORN

Uhhhhhhh.... really why did uyou look this up annyways?

Mom: Why is there Porn in your history
Son: RRRRUUUUUNNNN!!!
jumps out window and kermits suicide

by [e-mail] June 2, 2018

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.

I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

Pooping porn

When you just want to eat shit

Guy: dude wanna eat my shit
Other guy: sure
LATER

Guy: that was jummy
Other guy: Hej kids pooping porn is when you shit

by Dhifvbjufvv September 27, 2023

Blendr Porn

sci Fi and fantasy short films created with high production value and technically savvy people, who have zero storytelling abilities

Watching those Dust sci Fi shorts on YouTube is exhausting, most of it is just a bunch of people making Blendr Porn!

by lughat December 25, 2024

Porn

The greatest thing ever

White fat ugly emo chick riding elmo homemade porn.

by Someassholetookmyname February 3, 2019

Gay Furry Hentai Porn

Weird ass shit that you look at when your bored if your fucked up mentally

FBI 1: Yo bro this guys looking up porn!
FBI 2: What type?
FBI 1: Gay Furry Hentai.
FBI 2: dies of weirded out
Gay furry hentai porn is 2 gay furrys fucking but animated like anime.

by CatTesticle January 4, 2025

Porn Shorts

A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.

For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.

by normanstanleyfletcher August 4, 2025