dog nut gnat 

small, winged flies commonly referred to as fruit flies, often seen gathered around a dog's sweaty nuts

Though I'm excited to not have it flying around my head, you need to go wash your hands after you kill a dog nut gnat. Do you know where it's been?

dog nut gnat by iamoutofstep March 10, 2009

Phantom Nut Syndrome 

A condition where a man with only one testicle has such intense sexual intercourse he feels as if his testicle was still there. The condition only lasts for minutes afterwords and has been reported to effect both hetero and homosexuals.

She gave me Phantom Nut syndrome last night. It's almost like it came back just so i could get the most out of sex.

Phantom Nut Syndrome by Halfaman December 19, 2009

knuckle nut 

A jack off. Or, ejaculation caused by masturbation.

"Quit being a knuckle nut and come help us". Or, "I had a knuckle nut in the shower this morning".

knuckle nut by TheParrott May 19, 2010

chocolate nut burst 

When you're reading a Snicker's Marathon Bar and realize you are obsessed with sexualizing everything. Then you check to see if it's been posted on urbandictionary yet.

status update: The Snickers Marathon bar I was given yesterday advertises a "Chocolate Nut Burst."

chocolate nut burst by nogang March 23, 2011

Taffy Nut 

(Adj). When your nut sack sticks to your legs like a piece of taffy. (usually happens when sitting or laying down)

(cure). when laying down, pull sack through underwear pee hatch. Taffy nut domination!

Chase, I cant sleep because my nuts keep sliding down my leg, Fucking Taffy Nut!

Taffy Nut by lewisle April 3, 2011

Pelican Nut 

An unexpected and unidentifiable item found in your food.

"Ooh, there's something in my chocolate brownie. I'm not sure what it is though.
It must be a pelican nut."

Pelican Nut by Pineapplepolarbear January 6, 2012

Bacon Nut Buster Sundae 

The act of eating a bacon sundae from Burger King while getting a blow job. Bonus points for doing it through the drive through.

To celebrate our first anniversary my girlfriend gave me a Bacon Nut Buster Sundae

Bacon Nut Buster Sundae by Lil Africa December 18, 2012