ass tourettes 

Someone that doesn't actually have tourettes syndrome, but can't help but say ass after every word,or in addition to words, modifying them, but sounding like a complete tool as a result. Nobody really says it out loud, but every hates these guys.

Tom: "Dude, fuck me in my ass! holy ass! did you see that fly-ass motherfucker doing that buttery-ass boardslide? I about shat my pants that was so bad ass. Sphincter!"

Doug: "Dude, you dumb-ass. You have ass tourettes."

ass tourettes by ass muncher 9000 July 22, 2010

Ass slave 

Someone who is a slave to the ass.Most of the time gay men.

You're a total ass slave so don't even start with me.

Ass slave by Jaimey September 22, 2005

ass blaster 

One who is flawless in anal penetration. Ass blasters can sucessfully preform anal without the dreaded poo-stains.

Yo thug, ima be ass blaster certified tonight.

ass blaster by brandon and zach July 8, 2004

ass assassin

A ninja or martial arts trained citizen who usually preforms assasinations on the anus of other men or women for money.

he hired him for an ass assasination
his ass was cut by an ass assasin
jason wheeler is a fagtoast

ass assassin by Richard October 4, 2003

ass cramp 

1) Your ass having a cramp.
2) Someone who is a fun buster.

1) Dude, I have a asscramp.
2) You are such an asscramp!

ass cramp by lulu October 8, 2003

ass pick

what I like to call my significant other when he is really really beeing a jerk

you ass pick - did you smoke the last cigarette and use the last piece of toilet paper

ass pick by Pitas September 9, 2006

ass pregnancy 

Though often considered biologically impossible, it has been reported that anal conceptions have occurred due to good old unprotected buttfucking.

After suffering from a bout of morning sickness, Bobby learned of his ass pregnancy with the use of a home pregnancy test.

ass pregnancy by Berto2112 October 14, 2008