Conquestor's Traffy

A Discordian who thinks dropping a 🤡 reaction makes him look tough, not realizing he’s the actual clown in the room.

“Bro pulled a full conquestor's traffy, reacted 🤡 on everyone’s message just to get ignored harder than his punchlines.”

by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears October 19, 2025

Cambodian Finger Trap

Requires 2 or more men. One man will insert his finger into the other man’s urethra and vise versa. You’ll both then try to pull your finger out, but the pain will cause the urethra to clench down on the finger.

Hunter: Wow, Keith, I can’t believe you won the big game last night!

Keith: Yeah, back in Miami I was known as the Cambodian Finger Trap King.

Hunter: Wow, no wonder I’m numb.

by BigThunk October 20, 2025

Social Day Trader

Someone who joins friend group/scenes and leaves when conflict starts/things get boring

Alyssa is such a social day trader. She only appears when shit is poppin!!!

by Litaloadeon October 21, 2025

L PR TRAINING

"L PR TRAINING" when a person says something VERY questionable to someone about something. (just scream it icl)

AI BRO, L PR TRAINING MA BRO😭😭😭

by J1ggzz's child October 27, 2025

Alabama finger-trap

A hypothetical situation in which a guys dick is a few inches deep in his mom, and the guys Dad has a few inches of dick in the guys (sons) ass. The dilemma is to move forward, or backward to get out.

If you where in an Alabama Finger-trap, would you go backwards or Forward to get out?

by Shop talker October 29, 2025

Have sex and travel

A polite way to tell someone to f**k off

You should have sex and travel

by LisaA123 November 26, 2025

Taiwanese mouse trap

When a female participant ties up their significant other (male), chains their wrists to a headboard, and proceeds to give them a handjob and stopping right before they ejaculate.

This also falls under the BDSM/sexual torture umbrella.

"Why did John look so tired at work today..?"

"I heard his wife caught him in the Taiwanese mouse trap"

by Cornerbacking November 26, 2025