instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

Sad Potato Ki

Sad Potato Ki, is what 16BitTunes, on r/MisreadSprites, thought Ki, from Final Fantasy Legend II, “looked like a sad potato.”

16 Bit Tunes, now realizes/realises “Sad Potato Ki,” is actually, “a beautiful woman.”

by I'mcrazy November 7, 2023

Baked potato

In general, when a person who isn't the most attractive gets "baked", or high.

Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.

by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017

Potatoes

Basically a side chick. A chick you bang until she wants a relationship, than once she does you throw her away and continue the tater cycle.

I got mad potatoes on the back burner bro. Just gunna leave em there as long as I can just keeping getting a taste without fulling committing.

by Blonde menas November 19, 2022

looking like a potato

ugly as a sack of potatoes

Dallas looking like a potato~Brewer M.

by brewerbest123 October 29, 2020

Potato

An over weight women of bad character who is a terrible parent and avoids all adult responsibilities with narcissistic tendencies and the self proclaimed authority to rule over all. Also known as a Brittany or ao9

Man that lady is a potato

by LDDD3 December 14, 2025

Potato

A person with any sort of intellectual disability. Usually a hurtful, term.

My math class is full of a bunch of stupid ass potatoes.

by Kellys a potato May 4, 2018