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stinky finger

the act of inserting your finger into some ones asshole after they have just taken a shit and didnt wipe
while jen is doing her hw her dad is taking a huge diaria shit like so big that it takes up the whole toilet and starts leaking out of it and he doesnt wipe after he says to her daughter jen come here for a sec so she does she ses that he has no pants on and tries to run away he grabs her finger and shoves it up his ass Jen: "ewwwwwwwww i godd moist warm poopy all over my finger. wtf my finger will smell 4 days." Dad:"that was an excellent match of stinky finger."
by poopy on my finger September 26, 2006
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doberman finger stink

when someones fingers smell like they came out of a dogs ass
man get away from me!!!! you must have the doberman finger stink goin on or just havent takin a shower..
by jwright February 3, 2007
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Chicken Finger

Chicken Finger - Verb - To cut off someone's finger for stealing your food.
Danielle gave Eleka a chicken finger for monging off her fries.
by Pewt April 18, 2006
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two finger surprise

a very condescending, swift back-handed strick to the temple using one's middle and index fingers. this strike is only to be used in retaliation to isolence or in response to some loser trying to act clever. additionally it should never be used as a threat, like pulling back your fist to threaten a punch... it must be quick, methodical, unexpected, and impulsive.
Chris was being a douche so i gave him a two finger surprise.

...that sounds dirty...
by Ümbra May 26, 2004
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Black Finger

is when a black person gives "1 in the stink, 2 in the pink ;)" to another girl (perferably a black girl)
aye Obama, you give that chick a "Black Finger?"
Yeah dawg, i got 'er reall goood
by Callme.Hubby October 7, 2010
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middle finger

What real friends will never give to you. 100% disrespectful, meaning "fuck you" or even worse, "I hope you die inside your mother's ass!"
Girl BFF to Swaggy Guy: *gives him the middle finger*
Swaggy Guy to Girl BFF: I'm leaving, that wasn't cute! Bye, bitch!
by dangnuggets November 3, 2016
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