Theory of Scientific Monopoly

Examines when a single institution, theory, or methodology holds exclusive control over a field of knowledge, suppressing alternatives. This monopoly stifles innovation and dictates the "correct" way to inquire, punishing heresy with ex-communication from grants and publications.

Theory of Scientific Monopoly *Example: In the mid-20th century, behaviorism held a near-total monopoly in academic psychology. Research on internal mental states like cognition or emotion was dismissed as "unscientific." Grant agencies, journals, and tenure committees were dominated by behaviorists, effectively outlawing alternative approaches for a generation.*

by Dumu The Void February 7, 2026

Psychology of Money

The study of how humans think about, feel about, and behave with money—a substance that has no intrinsic value but shapes almost every aspect of our lives. Money is a psychological phenomenon: it's worth only what we agree it's worth, yet we kill for it, die for it, organize our entire lives around it. The psychology of money examines why we're never satisfied (hedonic adaptation), why we make irrational financial decisions (loss aversion, mental accounting), why money doesn't buy happiness (beyond a point), and why the pursuit of money can become a psychological disorder (workaholism, greed, miserliness). It also examines the deep emotional meanings money carries—security, status, freedom, love, power—that have little to do with what money can actually buy.

Example: "He studied the psychology of money after winning the lottery and feeling nothing. The money hadn't changed him because his psychology hadn't changed—he still felt insecure, still compared himself to others, still wanted more. The problem wasn't his bank account; it was his relationship with money. Therapy helped more than the millions had."

by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026

Sociology of Money

The study of how money functions as a social institution—how it organizes relationships, creates hierarchies, and structures society. Money is not just a medium of exchange; it's a social technology that shapes who we are and how we relate. The sociology of money examines how money creates social distance (by making transactions impersonal), how it enables certain forms of life (capitalism, markets, globalization), and how it excludes those without it. It also examines how money carries social meanings—what we spend on says who we are, what we save for says what we value, what we give away says what we owe. Money is the skeleton of modern society, invisible but structuring everything.

Example: "She studied the sociology of money and saw it everywhere—in the way relationships became transactions, in the way value was reduced to price, in the way people were ranked by wealth. Money wasn't just currency; it was the language her society spoke. She learned to speak it, even as she dreamed of other languages."

by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026

Punch the Monkey

The act of of fisting a ginger with a full 70’s bush.

During sex the girl asks “Hey baby, I’m really hot tonight, do you want to Punch the Monkey?”

by AK32125 February 27, 2026

Lithuanian Lactic Monster

The gruesome and horrendous act involving 3 men and 1 woman. Before this act, each member takes laxatives for the best experience. One man is going down into the shit hole, another into the mouth, and the third is on tity duty. As soon as they’re all about to climax, they all shit and mold it into a monster and splurge onto it. The 3 men then proceed to freeze the monster with the cum on it. As soon as it’s frozen, they use it as a dildo and pleasure the woman with it.

“We need one more person for our Lithuanian Lactic monster, are you down?”

by Cape68 February 28, 2026

Critical Theory of Money

The application of Critical Theory to money—examining how money is created, what it represents, and how it structures social relations. Critical Theory of Money asks: What is money, really? Why does it have value? How does money mediate social relationships? Who controls its creation and distribution? How does money concentrate power and enable exploitation? Drawing on Marx, Simmel, and contemporary monetary theory, it insists that money isn't a neutral medium—it's a social relation, a form of power, a tool of domination and possibility. Understanding money requires understanding the society that creates it.

"Money is just a tool, they say. Critical Theory of Money asks: a tool for whom? Created by whom? Money concentrates power because some have it and some don't, and that's not natural—it's political. Money shapes what we can do, who we can be, what we can imagine. Critical theory insists on asking: who prints it, who controls it, and who benefits from how it works?"

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 4, 2026

Juicing my Monkey

When you skip your weekly cohort by telling your boss you are doing this.

Boss: Hey guys, we have our weekly 5pm cohort on Monday.

Kel: Sorry boss, I’ll be juicing my monkey at that time.

by MonkeyJuicer67 March 4, 2026